Let's Get Fucked Up and Die.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 18:39:17 -0400

sicknethi: LEEROY WIT DAT $ICK NETHI LOB$TER BIB

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:38:48 -0400

sicknethi:

LEEROY WIT DAT $ICK NETHI LOB$TER BIB

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Fri, 17 May 2013 18:38:35 -0400

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Fri, 17 May 2013 18:37:27 -0400

Lighter - By: Chen Wei

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:36:44 -0400

Lighter - By: Chen Wei

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Fri, 17 May 2013 18:36:12 -0400

slutstatus: palecstasy: effie and cook were so destructive,...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:35:53 -0400

slutstatus:

palecstasy:

effie and cook were so destructive, but beautiful because of it. They embraced each others dark sides, and it was so tragic and harmful, but also so free.

they’re like franky & luke and tony & michelle, there’s a masochistic power couple every season

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Fri, 17 May 2013 10:41:47 -0400

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Fri, 17 May 2013 10:41:43 -0400

oxcyde: This is a good 50% of why I cannot handle this absurd...

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:41:34 -0400

oxcyde:

This is a good 50% of why I cannot handle this absurd excuse for feminism. I want to vomit. There was a completely 100% unrelated analogy to the problem and then you proceed to call a guy offering you drinks encouraging rape culture. What the fuck are you people on about?

“douchebag asshole”….

fastcompany: Recognize these photos? If you’ve seen Star Wars,...

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:44:54 -0400

fastcompany:

Recognize these photos? If you’ve seen Star Wars, you probably do.

This the abandoned set of Tatooine, Luke Skywalker’s home planet. A photographer accidentally stumbled upon the set, which sits in the Tunisian desert. They sit in perfect stillness, at the crest of the Sahara Desert, eaten away by dust and sand.

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dink-182: totallytransparent: Transparent Justin Bieber trying...

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:44:04 -0400

dink-182:

totallytransparent:

Transparent Justin Bieber trying to escape your blog’s grasp

Omg

maxistentialist: Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter...

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:43:44 -0400

maxistentialist:

Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky.” I backed this project.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 13:43:34 -0400

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hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a...

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:43:11 -0400

hipsterinatardis:

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 13:43:03 -0400

fuckyeahtattoos: Sugar Skull Birds based on artwork by Jose...

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:42:54 -0400

fuckyeahtattoos:

Sugar Skull Birds based on artwork by Jose Pulido. Done by Sara at Hell to Pay tattoos, Camden, UK. These are my first ever tattoos and I’m so pleased with them!

anastasiaeatscities: Oh my god @didyoujustsaymeow

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:33:13 -0400

anastasiaeatscities:

Oh my god @didyoujustsaymeow

"My attraction to a stranger is like a dragon fly — usually within 24 hours, it’s dead. At the..."

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:31:00 -0400

“

My attraction to a stranger is like a dragon fly —
usually within 24 hours,
it’s dead.

At the party I cut the first slice of cake
thinking about how I would prove
societies
‘moment on the lips, lifetime on the hips.’ theory wrong.

Most of the dust particles in your house are made up of dead skin.
I must have shed myself a thousand times in front of you,
during those six months.

Your body contains over 60,000 miles of blood vessels,
tell that to any snotty nosed kid who says you’re not a functioning work of art.

Every time you lick a stamp you’re consuming 1/10th of a calorie.
I’ve already
consumed 6/10th’s sending you letters.

My mother always taught me to
“play my cards close to my chest.”
If I win the lottery there will be a 27% chance
that the ticket will be in my bra.

Suffering from travel sickness in the back of the car,
I held a paper bag to my mouth and exhaled my lungs inside it for
four seconds.
When I popped the crisp, brown paper between my hands,
it burst from the pressure the same way lungs do —
when a person falls 220ft
hitting the surface of San Francisco Bay.

Vincent Van Gogh cut his ear off out of frustration.
I’ve started hiding all the razor blades to prevent you from seeking a similar outlet.

I need to speak to Aphrodite for a few lessons in love,
before I become immersed in a pan of scalding hot water,
serving myself up, lobster red on a platter.
Since I’ve heard that the only way to a man’s heart these days is
‘through his stomach.’

I’ve been eating carrots for a week straight,
and I still can’t see in the dark properly without a flash light.

He was able to undo my bra in less
than 60 seconds.
I didn’t consider that an achievement,
because being unwrapped like candy in a confectionary store didn’t give me a sugar rush.
I told him to leave before he even tampered below my waist,
only because I knew there was a 58% chance
I would regret this in the morning.

Psychologists say
that if I look to the left whilst telling you something,
I’m lying —
but what they don’t tell you is it’s pretty damn hard
to look someone in their eyes when the heart you’re breaking
isn’t yours.

”

- “Nine times out of ten.”, Lauren Flynn (via oscill8wildly)